SEPARATE IT LIKE YOU SEE IN THIS CODE(:
I watched Dramatical Murder and people are already shipping Aoba with Koujaku? They’re just good friends :\
best of friends
I was already laughing at the photo and then I scrolled down and lost my shit
I’m now crying.
best of “she wears short skirts”
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
This one time I tripped
this one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
damn miss america
I was burned by my lawnmower
one time i touched a stove
I liked to scratch myself as a baby.
sometimes i remember
and i cant stop laughing to myself
my favourite line comes right after that
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
I imagine the people living inside Wall Rose going about their daily lives then they hear this and they’re like “ohhhh shit’s goin’ down beyond the wall”
holy fucking shit i actually peed abit i laughed so much
"Well, there goes that angry Eren kid again."